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The Classic Antisocial
Purple / S
€26,50
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Your unisex antisocial shirt : soft, low-effort, and perfect for avoiding unnecessary human interaction.
Made from 100% ring-spun cotton and built for quiet exits, canceled plans, and pretending your phone is on silent (even when it’s not).
• 100% ring-spun cotton — softer than your tolerance for small talk
• Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester — the only social blend you’ll accept
• Disclaimer: The white tee may appear slightly off-white — like your enthusiasm for group activities
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping — because even introverts deserve support
• Quarter-turned to avoid that weird middle crease — smooth, unlike your social skills
• Ethically sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti, or Guatemala — zero people-pleasing involved
Machine wash cold, inside out — like hiding from eye contact.
Add to cart. Then log off. You’ve socialized enough for today.
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
The Classic Antisocial
€26,50
Made from 100% ring-spun cotton and built for quiet exits, canceled plans, and pretending your phone is on silent (even when it’s not).
• 100% ring-spun cotton — softer than your tolerance for small talk
• Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester — the only social blend you’ll accept
• Disclaimer: The white tee may appear slightly off-white — like your enthusiasm for group activities
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping — because even introverts deserve support
• Quarter-turned to avoid that weird middle crease — smooth, unlike your social skills
• Ethically sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti, or Guatemala — zero people-pleasing involved
Machine wash cold, inside out — like hiding from eye contact.
Add to cart. Then log off. You’ve socialized enough for today.
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 |