The Sassy X I’m not rude
Meet your new favorite unisex tee — soft, comfy, and bold enough to speak before you do.
Made from 100% ring-spun cotton and built to survive drama, laundry, and bad decisions alike.
• 100% ring-spun cotton — soft enough to cuddle, strong enough to survive your mood swings
• Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester — balanced, unlike your sleep schedule
• Disclaimer: The white tee may show up slightly off-white — kinda like your intentions
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping — because structure matters (unlike that situationship)
• Quarter-turned to avoid that weird middle crease — we don’t do awkward lines here
• Ethically sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti, or Guatemala — all certified for good vibes only
Made to order (because patience is a virtue… and sustainability is hot).
Machine wash cold, inside out — just like your emotions.
Add to cart. Stay soft, but never subtle.
Age restrictions: For adults
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 |